life

dude : Life sucks.

me : Yeah, I know. I wish life would suck my -censored- instead!

dude : Get a girlfriend?

me : Girlfriend blows, not suck.

dude : ...
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cold conversation

- convo -

- both stop talking suddenly-

me : Do you know why our conversation turned cold suddenly?

her : No, why?

me : To make you cold so that you can feel my warmth.
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shut your mouth!

How to shut em' girls up when they're too noisy..

me : Girls, if its not too much to ask, could you stop talking, your voice is giving me diabetes.

girls : ...

-victory-
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hug

her : Don't you think your jacket is a size too big?

me : This way it can cover both of us.
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rough hands

me : Do you know why a man's hand must be rough, not smooth?

her : Hmm, I don't know. Why?

me : It is so that the man can hold his girl's hand, it will not slip.
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broken bag

me : Hey, my bag is broken, it wont carry my books anymore, what should I do?

her : Carry it with your hands then.

-holds her hand-

me : I cant do that, my hands are meant to hold your hands, not carry books.

i got slapped
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