eat wisely

him : Girls are like dishes.

me : Then I need to start being picky with my food.

him : When the dish is presented, you must not hesitate to try it.
-nods-
me : Hence the chinese saying, "You cant simply say, but you can simply eat".

him : If the dish is not to your liking, stop eating.

me : Then its going to be a waste!

him : This is why I have a big dumpster in the back of my house.

me : hahahaha!