choose your pet wisely 2

me : Do you know why I would go for a fierce dog instead of a cute dog?

her : So you don't have to share your ladies' attention with the dog!

me : Very funny, but no. What would happen when a dog barks at you and it is ready to tackle you?

her : Stupid question! I'll be afraid of course.

me : And where would you hide?

her : I don't know.

me : If the dog is mine, and it barks at you. obviously you would run to me, frighten, crying for help and all. just imagine the rest yourself.

her : ...

me : hahahahaha

So, a cute or fierce dog?