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him : So, how about you, Damian?

me : The middle part!

him : Then she would say,"But I use the back part, don't you think it's a waste if you don't use the back part?"

me : Because you used the back part! There's nothing left for me to use at the back! That's why I use the middle part!

him : ...

me : Wahahahahaha!!