driver

me : Hey mom, can you drive me to -censored-?

mom : Get yourself a 'Ahmad" like the rest of the people then you can get him to drive anywhere you want. I'm not your driver.

me : They have their "Ahmad" to drive them around, I have my "Ah ma" to drive me around!

mom : ...

Gotta love my mom =). I forgot to say happy mothers day to her this year. D=