lazy

her : Go up and I'll show it to you.

me : Don't need to. I already know what you are going to show me.

her : Oh yeah? You are just to lazy to move your ass.
her : Your son keeps thinking that I'm dumb.

mom : She consumed more salt than you have consumed rice my son.

her : Yeah, I also excreted more salt than you have excreted rice. Hahaha.