my balls 1

her : Hey. What's this? Are those your balls?

me : No.

her : Hey, your balls are green in color.

me : My balls is not green in color.

her : Hey look at me, massaging these balls. So that is why it turned green. Your balls are shocked by me touching them.
her : You don't have to giggle you know, you can just laugh. We both know what you are thinking.

I just had a conversation about balls while I was eating!