feeeeeed me!

him : It's not fair, why do I have to suffer by eating bread to feed her steaks and fillets?

me : Well, you feed her to make her fat, so nobody would touch her.

him : If that happens I wouldn't want her either.

me : Then you continue to suffer by eating bread to feed her diet pills. It's a cycle.
me : Seems fair, don't you think?

him : ...