i'm getting fat. wut'cha think?

him : Damn, I don't know how to answer when my girl ask me whether she is getting fat or not.
him : The truth hurts if I say yes but I can't lie to her by saying no. Dilemma!

me : Never lie to your girl. I know I won't.

him : Then you're going to say yes if you were in my situation? Don't you think it's harsh?

me : Just tell her this, "Hey, you really are getting fat. That must mean I'm treating you so well, I feed you enough and never let you starve!"

him : I'm so going to use this next time!

me : I told you I never lie didn't I.

The truth doesn't hurt. If you know how to say it right.