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•Wednesday, May 19, 2010 • 12:37 PM•

couple vs single

Who would you tackle? One who is in a relationship or one who is single? (2 mark)
A. Single.
B. In a relationship.
C. Neither.
D. Both.

Spoiler:
B. In a relationship.

when she is single, you have the whole world to compete with. but when she is in a relationship, you have only one to compete with.

YEAHHHHHH

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•Thursday, May 13, 2010 • 1:49 AM•

so hawt (female ver.)

BF : That chick, look! she's so hot. Why can't you dress more like her?

What do you do now? (2 mark)
A. Don't talk to him.
B. Don't talk to him.
C. Don't talk to him.
D. Don't talk to him.

Spoiler:
D. Don't talk to him.
E. Talk to him.



GF : I'm not hot. I'm mild. Just enough to melt your heart.

YEAHHHHHHH

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•Sunday, May 9, 2010 • 12:54 AM•

happy mother's day

Mom : You know what day it is? It's mother's day. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? (No right answer, only best answer)
A. Bring her to dinner.
B. Buy her a gift.
C. Give her a kiss.
D. Nothing.
E. A, B and C.

Spoiler:
D. Nothing.

Child : Nothing. Everyday is mother's day since the day i was borned!

Do this and you're gonna get spanked. But hey, spanking makes a great gift.

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•Wednesday, May 5, 2010 • 1:13 PM•

so hawt

GF : Look at that guy, he's so hot. Why can't you be more like him?

What do you do in this situation? (2 mark)
A. Don't speak.
B. Defend yourself.
C. Be pissed.
D. Say something witty.


Spoiler:
D. Say something witty.

BF : If i'm that hot, you're gonna get burned.

Hell yeahhhhh

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