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make-up

So, a friend and I is talking about girls and all, what else could we talk, seriously. Given a choice, which is more appealing? One with make-up? Or one without? It can be any given girl, off the streets, or on the spotlight.

Interestingly, most say girls with make-up on are more attractive hence a higher amount of males around them. And everyone seems to agree with the following.
"Girls with make-up tends to have a higher amount of males around them"
"Girls make-up to make them look more beautiful"

But, I think otherwise. Make-up is like a mask. And the use of mask? To hide your face. What do girls have to hide? Their pretty face of course! But why?! To reduce the amount of pests(males) around them.

Conclusion?
"Girls are less attractive with make-up on"
"Girls make-up to make them less beautiful"

But why are there still so many males around them? Because we know behind the mask(make-up) there's a more beautiful face.
Yes, I'm refering to you.
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gifts

him : What should I get for my girlfriend for her upcoming birthday?

me : Don't buy her anything.

him : What?! I can't do that, she's my girl!

me : It won't be meaningful if you always buy her stuff. Make it special, don't buy her anything this time, she'll be surprised, damn surprised.

him : Then how should I explain myself?

me : You don't need to, you didn't do anything wrong. Tell her this, " You already have me, what else could you want?"

him : I'm blaming you if this doesn't work.

me : If shes angry at you for not buying her gifts, it's time to dump her. If not, congratulations, you won't have to buy her gifts anymore.
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television

him : Why do you hide your television in your house?

me : Isn't it obvious? So that you wouldn't find it!

him : Why?

me : Because you came to my house to find me, not to watch my television. If you want to watch TV, go home.
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spend wisely

me : I will never spend money on my girlfriend, if I have one.

her : I pity her, if you have one, to have such a stingy boyfriend.

me : When she becomes my wife, I'm going to have to take care of her using my money, why should I spend my money on her now?!

her : But what if she won't be your wife.

me : That's even worst! If she won't be my wife, I shouldn't be even spending money on her!
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wooden chair

him : Why can't you own a sofa or at least a cushioned chair in your house?

me : Why? Is my chair hurting your butt?

him : Obviously!

me : That's the reason for me to own a wooden chair.

him : What?!

me : So that you wont stay long in my house.

him : ...
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coincidence

me : What a coincidence meeting you here.

her : Hi.

me : Do you believe we bump into each other because of fate?

her : No.

me : Yeah, me neither. The truth is, I deliberately bump into you.

-stupid move-
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eat wisely

him : Girls are like dishes.

me : Then I need to start being picky with my food.

him : When the dish is presented, you must not hesitate to try it.
-nods-
me : Hence the chinese saying, "You cant simply say, but you can simply eat".

him : If the dish is not to your liking, stop eating.

me : Then its going to be a waste!

him : This is why I have a big dumpster in the back of my house.

me : hahahaha!
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use your brain

me : You know, my friend always say that I talk without thinking, I never use my brain when I talk. Its true, they never understand what I say.

her : If I were you, I would tell them, "Why should I use my brain when I'm talking to you? I would only be wasting my brain juice doing that."

- daaaaaaamn! I met my match-
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