my dad, my manufacturer

dad : Hey son, get a cloth and clean the table.

me : Ok.

her : Only you are capable of making him do something. He told me, in order for him to move, you must insert money into him.

me : He is the manufacturer. He is able to make me move without inserting money.

dad : Hahahaha.
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sad

me : I'm sad. Are you sad?

him : No.

me: I'm Single, Available, Desperately. I'm sad, are you?

him : ...
him : I'm Sa-. Single, Available. Without the D.

I'm sad, please make me happy. Yeah, you.
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flowery mouth

him : I pity your future girlfriend.

me : Why?

him : Because you're so "flowery mouth". And " flowery mouth" equals "flowery heart".

me : No. Since I'm "flowery mouthed". That means my mouth is the flower and my heart is the stem. Which makes it "thorny heart".

him : Oh, I liked that.

me : Sure you do, you're as "flowery mouthed" as me.

My "thorny heart" is like a durian, tough and thorny on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside.
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blush

her : Are you praising me? If you do that, I would be shy.

me : You look good when you blush, that's why I praised you.

her : DIE!!!

me : Blush more please.

還記得嗎?
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cold heart

him : Why does she like to go against you so much? Aren't you sad?

me : Of course not.

him : Don't be ashamed to admit. I won't laugh.

me : My heart is as cold as ice when I'm with her. No matter what she tries to do, it won't penetrate it.

him : No, you're just heartless.
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driver

me : Hey mom, can you drive me to -censored-?

mom : Get yourself a 'Ahmad" like the rest of the people then you can get him to drive anywhere you want. I'm not your driver.

me : They have their "Ahmad" to drive them around, I have my "Ah ma" to drive me around!

mom : ...

Gotta love my mom =). I forgot to say happy mothers day to her this year. D=
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mothers day present

mom : It's mother's day today, what are you going to get me?

me : Tidy up my bed for me and buy me breakfast.

mom : What?!

me : It's my present for you for mother's day, to make you feel like a mother.

mom : Get me a cane so I can cane you, that will make me feel like a mother!

My present for my mom last year =). A smile from her heart, priceless~

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name

-msn-
me : Hey, help me with this.

her : The one you're looking for is unavailable

me : Who are you?

her : I'm his sister.

-some boring talk later-

me : Can you send me back the file using your email please?

her : Ok.

me : To tell you the truth, I don't need that file. All i wanted is your email and your name.

-I logged off-

This is for Henry!
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gambling

-gambling session-

me : You know, I was gambling few days ago.

them : You always gamble.

me : And I'm losing like hell!

them : Serves you right.

me : I suspect they're cheating, so I look under the table, like this.

-looks under-

me : Why aren't any of you wearing skirts?!

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shut up

-conversation-

her : Don't tell anyone about it!

me : Sure, put something in my mouth to keep me from talking.
me : I only accept your lips.

She didn't give it to me, not that I want it. It's the wrong lips after all, if you get what I mean.
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one hand

her : Oh, you really drive with one hand.

me : Yeah, so I can do this.

-touch her lap-

her : DIE!!!

Red is for MU. This is for U.

^
Mouse hover here!
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construction

I won't be updating for awhile until further notice.
New title =)
New layout =)
Still having some tweaks here and there to fix. (Comment section is down)

5th May, Comment section is up, tweaking some other parts now.
Click on the Slapped banner to bring yourself to the main page. (This page to be exact)
4 of the buttons below the banner also worked.

6th May, Brought the main page up.
Added a "Home" button.

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girls

him : What is your preference in girls?

me : Don't have any.

him : No way! There must be something. I don't care what you say, just give me any preference.

me : Well, girls with glasses I guess.

him : Why?

me : Because when I take their glasses, they won't be able to find me.

Not really a preference of mine. But, yeah, it makes a good joke! Maybe..
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