fattie and hottie 2

me : Theres another reason why they're together.

him : Which is?

me : Imagine this, what would happen when the hotty found out the fatty is cheating behind her back? Obviously, she'll chase him and he'll run. But half way through, he'll run out of breath(again). The hotty wins.

him : That's just backwards of what you just said.

me : It's also another reason.
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fattie and hottie

him : I just don't get it! How can a guy like him get a girl like her?!

me : Well, what do you think?

him : Money! He must be loaded!

me : What if I tell you it's not money?

him : No Way!

me : Imagine this, when the fatty found out that the hotty is cheating behind his back, what would he do? He'll chase her of course. And then? She'll run! What happen then? He'll soon run out of breath and she escaped!

him : Woah!

No wonder I'm still single! Fuck!
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money on the floor 2

me : If I don't pick it up, somebody else would. Correct?

him : Yes.

me : And that would result in 2 possibilities. 1, he keep it for himself. 2, he hand it to the authorities. Correct?

him : Yep.

me : Which means he is able to choose the path between heaven and hell, depending on the choice he make.

him : True so far.

me : If I took the money, I too have 2 choices. But if i choose to hand it in, the police would make the choice I just made. To keep it to himself, or to return it to the owner.

him : Correct.

me : If I choose to keep it to myself, the other guy or the police won't have to make the choices, which mean they will not sin, they will be going to heaven, but I did. In other words, I sinned for the good of the people! For you!

him : Go to hell!

me : Yes I am!
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money on the floor

him : What would you do if you found money on the road? Any sum of money.

me : It goes into my pocket of course. Free money!

him : What? How could you? You're going to hell!

me : Finder's keepers!

him : How could you justify yourself?!

me : If I don't pick it up, somebody else would. I don't want to take the risk of getting others to hell.

him : But there's a possibility that they'll hand it to the police, if it's a big sum.

me : I'm not taking the risk.

him : What?

What would you do? Can you justify your act?
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toothpaste 2

him : So, how about you, Damian?

me : The middle part!

him : Then she would say,"But I use the back part, don't you think it's a waste if you don't use the back part?"

me : Because you used the back part! There's nothing left for me to use at the back! That's why I use the middle part!

him : ...

me : Wahahahahaha!!
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toothpaste

him : So, assuming you have a girlfriend and she asks you which part of the toothpaste you use, what would you answer? The tip(nearest to the cap)? The middle? Or the back?

me : Stupid question! Who would ask that kind of question?!

dude : Hmm, I would answer the front part.

him : Then she would say,"But I use the middle part, don't you think it's a waste if you don't use the middle part?"

dude : ...

me : Like I said, stupid question!

So, which part of the toothpaste do you use?
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stranded on an isle 2

dude : Tell me, why would you bring someone that hates you to a stranded island with you?

me : Because she once told me, "I will not accept you unless you're the last person on earth".
me : Guess what? I'm now the last person on earth. What are you going to do now?
- evil grin -

dude : Oh wow! I didn't think of that!

Don't make the mistake of bringing someone you love to a stranded island with you.
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stranded on an isle

dude : Which girl or women would you like to be stuck with on a stranded island?

me : Hmm, a girl? Any girl?

dude : Yes. Your soon to be girlfriend? Your target perhaps?

me : Girlfriend? I don't think so.

dude : Then? Who would you bring?

me : A girl who rejected me once.

dude : What? Why in the world would you bring someone that hates you?

me : Because I'm not like you.


So, who would you bring along to a stranded island with you?
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airport

her : How are we going to get there?

me : By car, of course.

her : How about we go there by plane?

me : You're not an airport(flat chest), where am I going to land a plane?

her : ...
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choose your pet wisely 2

me : Do you know why I would go for a fierce dog instead of a cute dog?

her : So you don't have to share your ladies' attention with the dog!

me : Very funny, but no. What would happen when a dog barks at you and it is ready to tackle you?

her : Stupid question! I'll be afraid of course.

me : And where would you hide?

her : I don't know.

me : If the dog is mine, and it barks at you. obviously you would run to me, frighten, crying for help and all. just imagine the rest yourself.

her : ...

me : hahahahaha

So, a cute or fierce dog?
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choose your pet wisely

me : A cute dog that does tricks and a fierce dog that barks at everyone, which one should a man choose?

her : A cute one of course!

me : Why?

her : Because that would impress the ladies, the dog is cute and it does tricks!

me : Then the man would have to share the ladies' attention with the dog.

her : No man would think that way.

me : Are you sure?

her : I know you would! But not the rest.

me : Haha,I most certainly would not, but I have a better reason to own a fierce dog, that's all.
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