secret

her : What is a secret?

me : If you want to know what's a secret, I'll show it to you next time.

her : How are you going to show it to me?

me : It's a secret.

- next day -
- give her a kiss -

me : There, that's a secret.

un/fortunately for me/her, the next day didn't come. And it is no longer a secret.

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goodnight

her : It's so late, aren't you going to sleep?

me : Nop.

her : Why?

me : So I can say goodnight to you.
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importance

me : What does HUC stands for?

her : Help Uni Coll.

me : Oh wow! I didn't know that. I didn't know my own coll!

her : How can you not know?

me : Well, I can't remember that many things. I need to remember your name instead of Help's. Your name is more important.
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perfection

me : Perfection is achieved, not when there's nothing more to add, but when there's nothing left to take away.

him : It's so deep. I don't get it.

me : Let me give you an example.

him : Ok.

me : A perfect girl, is achieved not by giving her the face you like, the body you like, and the personality you like.
me : But, it is achieved by removing the face you dislike, the flat chest you dislike, and the personality you dislike. You end up with nothing more than just a vagina.
me: PERRRFEECCTTT...!! HAHAHAHA!!!

him : ...

I'm not that kind of guy..really..
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high and low

her : When you were small, you used to measure how high you are by marking the wall. The higher the better.

her : Now, it's time to measure your penis marking the wall, the lower the better. It's going the opposite direction now, it's a cycle.

I'm lost for words. Hoho, I just love talking to her.
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my balls 2

me : Wow, it sure is hot today.

-walks to the kitchen-

mom : If it is hot, take of your cloths.

her : But there's nothing to see on top.

mom : Take off the pants then.

me : Why? So you can check out my balls?

her : I promise I won't touch it. I would just open my mouth and eyes widely, like this.

me : You don't have to give such a big reaction. It's not like you never see them before.

her : True, I saw your balls till I'm bored with it.

me : But it is not green.
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my balls 1

her : Hey. What's this? Are those your balls?

me : No.

her : Hey, your balls are green in color.

me : My balls is not green in color.

her : Hey look at me, massaging these balls. So that is why it turned green. Your balls are shocked by me touching them.
her : You don't have to giggle you know, you can just laugh. We both know what you are thinking.

I just had a conversation about balls while I was eating!
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sweat

her : switch on the fan, I'm sweating like mad.

me : Why are you afraid of sweating? You're not wearing see-through.

her : Oh? You want to see it? I can take it off now if you want to see it.

Speechless again.
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scars

her : Why do you have these scars?

me : These are manly scars.

her : No, these are kinky scars. You like it when your girlfriend whips you dontcha?

She made me speechless. She's good.
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fingernails

me : Oh, my fingernail is out of shape.

her : I didn't know you care about these kinda things. Let me see.

me : Sure I do. Here, my middle finger.

her : What! Hey sis, your son just showed me something obscene. He showed me his middle finger!

me : I have to care about my fingernails, else people won't take it seriously when I showed them my middle finger!
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lazy

her : Go up and I'll show it to you.

me : Don't need to. I already know what you are going to show me.

her : Oh yeah? You are just to lazy to move your ass.
her : Your son keeps thinking that I'm dumb.

mom : She consumed more salt than you have consumed rice my son.

her : Yeah, I also excreted more salt than you have excreted rice. Hahaha.
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