chemistry or physics

me : Have you ever wonder why girls prefer chemistry while boys prefer physics?

him : Not really.

me : Well, that's because girls like the chemistry where boys like it physical.

him : Ooooo. Well, I can't deny that.
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time to wake up!

him : I wake up every morning after the chicken goes cock-a-doodle-doo.

me : That's because you have cocks in your house not chicks!

him : What?

me : Start acting straight. Bring chicks home, not cocks!

PUNS~!! Gotta love'em.
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free meal

her : Let's go for a meal. My treat.

me : No thanks.

her : But it's on me. My treat!

me : Alright then.

her : I thought you didn't want to go?

me : Well, You want to treat me for a meal. I guess I'll go to make you happy.
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i'm getting fat. wut'cha think?

him : Damn, I don't know how to answer when my girl ask me whether she is getting fat or not.
him : The truth hurts if I say yes but I can't lie to her by saying no. Dilemma!

me : Never lie to your girl. I know I won't.

him : Then you're going to say yes if you were in my situation? Don't you think it's harsh?

me : Just tell her this, "Hey, you really are getting fat. That must mean I'm treating you so well, I feed you enough and never let you starve!"

him : I'm so going to use this next time!

me : I told you I never lie didn't I.

The truth doesn't hurt. If you know how to say it right.
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feeeeeed me!

him : It's not fair, why do I have to suffer by eating bread to feed her steaks and fillets?

me : Well, you feed her to make her fat, so nobody would touch her.

him : If that happens I wouldn't want her either.

me : Then you continue to suffer by eating bread to feed her diet pills. It's a cycle.
me : Seems fair, don't you think?

him : ...
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somebody is "urined"

him : I'm so piss off.

me : Why what happened?

him : I don't want to talk about it. Talking bout it makes me even piss.

me : Well, I'll tell you this.
me : Getting pissed off is better than getting pissed at, literally.

do you want to get piss off or piss at by me?
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yellow? who's there? yellow? yellow?

[some talk about cancer week later]

she : Do you have anything yellow that you can donate? Anything yellow would be fine.

him : Well, I don't have anything yellow with me.

me : The only only thing yellow he have is his mind.

she : Uhm...oooookaaaaay......

i feel so bad for saying that =(
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did'cha miss me? 2

me : Hi.

her : Hi. Miss me?

me : No.

her : Aww..

me : This time I'm able to took a shot at you. I didn't miss you.

her : Sweet. When did you take it? In my shower? Show me!

me : Sorry no. It's for my personal collection.

drama~~!!
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did'cha miss me?

me : Hello.

her : Hi. Miss me?

me : Well, yes. I tried to shoot you, and I missed.

her : Aww..that's so sad.

me : Why so negative? I shoot with a cam, not a gun.

her : Really? That's sweet.
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rockets n stars

[ inappropriate conversations ]
me : Wow, you seems to know a lot eh.

him : Well, practice makes perfect.

me : I guess I've been practicing on the wrong stuff then.
me : You're like the astronomer, you know a lot. I'm like the astronaut, I get all the action. If you know what I mean.

him : Sure I do. But the astronaut rides the rocket and the astronomer sees the stars.
>rocket = pen0r, see the stars = reach orgasm<
me : O shi-.

him : You can ride my rocket anytime! Hahahahahahaha.

He's goooooood. I got served.
If you don't know what he meant you know too little, kids.
If you like to find out, highlight(ctrl+a), cheers.

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greetings

me : Hey! Long time no see.

her : Hi.

me : Still looking as pretty as ever.

her : Geez...

me : ...
me : This is the part where you say " You too, still looking handsome".

her : ...

blog is back, cheers
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